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Wolf Larsen Wolf Larsen is
a novelist, playwright, and poet. Wolf
Larsen worked for 12 years as a seasonal laborer
in Alaska. Wolf has traveled to over 50 countries, and has lived in Chicago, New York City, Brazil, India, and Peru. Wolf Larsen is a dynamic public speaker, and has given newspaper, radio, and television interviews. Wolf Larsen was an independent candidate for U.S. president in the 2012 elections. His only campaign promise was that if he won the election he would immediately resign. Wolf's political blog is Capitalism Sucks. |
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One of the most blunt novels ever written!
The born-agains & politically-correct types HATE this book!
Buy it at Amazon.com!
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Capitalism Sucks by Wolf Larsenitali
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In his book Capitalism Sucks Wolf Larsen discusses how a priviledged few (the wealthiest .01%) cause endless misery across the world. Poverty, unemployment, union-busting, hunger, racial oppression, gender oppression, homophobia, endless war, and long hours of work for stingy wages – let's face it capitalism sucks! Capitalism Sucks! talks about these problems and what we can do to solve them. Check out capitalism sucks! And tell others about it too! On Facebook: Capitalism Sucks On Youtube: SucksCapitalism On Twitter: SucksCapitalism Wolf's blog: Capitalism Sucks Buy the book on Amazon.com: Capitalism Sucks |
Wolf Larsen's Literary Channel on YouTube
Wolf Larson reads from his book
Hundreds of Stairways of Chaos Walking Out of Your Head
YouTube channel: WolfLarsenNaked
http://www.youtube.com/user/WolfLarsenNaked
(See Wolf Larsen perform his poetry & other works!)
Creative Literature by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen's creative literature is unlike anything you've ever read before! His creative novels Slam! Boom! Crash! and especially 10,000 Penises in Your Ear are considered some of the most bizarre works of literature ever written. Wolf also wrote a 70,000 word run-on sentence called The Exclamation Point! This run-on sentence races all over the world to the beat of pulsating Afro-Brazilian drums! Wolf dreamed up the idea of writing such a thing while sitting in a coffee shop in Amsterdam, Holland. His book Hundreds of Stairways of Chaos Walking Out Of Your Mind contains a collection of short stories of the same name as well as a novella and the monologue Blood and Semen. Each one of Wolf Larsen's creative works is truly unique, and has its own individual personality! Wolf's poetry and prose has been published
in literary magazines around the world. |
Creative unique literature!
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Fiction by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen's fiction includes his novels Unalaska Alaska, Travel Around the World? Why Not? and Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers: The Novel about New York City. All three novels are based on Wolf Larsen's personal experiences. Unalaska Alaska chronicles the rough life on the commercial fishing boats of the Bering Sea, and the frontier atmosphere of Alaska's Aleutian islands. Travel Around the World? Why Not? is closely based on Wolf Larsen's travels across the globe. Wolf also wrote a collection of short stories called I Have a Nightmare. Each short story takes place in a different part of America. And of course New York City – where Wolf lived on and off for years – was the inspiration for Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers. Pricks Cunts & Motherfuckers is probably the most blunt novel ever written! Check out Wolf Larsen's fiction! And tell others about his books! Thank you! |
One of the most blunt novels ever written!
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Plays & Screenplays by Wolf Larsen
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You've never seen a play like Wolf Larsen's Thrust! Lash! Clamor! The language is truly poetic, the action is chaotic and explosive, and the characters are as insane and wild as the play itself. Thrust! Lash! Clamor! is Wolf Larsen's major play. Wolf has also written a collection of short plays under the title It All Happened in a Coffee Shop in Amsterdam. |
"WE NEED A REVOLUTION IN LITERATURE!"
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Wolf Larsen is a revolutionary! His manifestos, essays, and interviews have called for overthrowing the literary establishment and creating a bold new literature. Wolf believes that every writer should write his own unique literature, and that no two writers’ books should be even remotely alike. He has called for throwing conventional grammar in the garbage can whenever it interferes with the creative impulses of the writer. Traditionalists hate Wolf Larsen, and have often misrepresented his views. Read for yourself what Wolf says about writers creating an exciting new literature for readers: "We Need a Revolution in Literature!" |
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Click on photo to read Wolf Larsen's manifesto |
Creative unique literature!
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Poetry by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen writes the most unusual poetry you've ever seen! Each one of his poems is a hurricane! Every phrase of Wolf's poetry dances off the page like a possessed demon! Wolf Larsen's books of poetry include Eulogy for the Human Race, Pornography, and Yippee! Yippee! is a bilingual book in both Spanish and English. (Please note: the poetry book Pornography does not contain any pictures.) Check out Wolf Larsen's amazing poetry! And tell others about his poetry books! Thanx! |
I
am the Poet
for Albrecht Durer
I am the Poet so I tear highways out of the ground, I rip buildings out of the earth and throw them at God, I plunge my hands into your flesh and I pull the human race out of your corpse, I tear poetry out of my mind and I fling my poetry at the heavens and the heavens collapse with rampaging earthquakes, I become so large that I become as large as god and I wrestle god into his grave and I shout out the epigraph of god before the human race because I am the Poet I am the killer of god, I am the Poet and I impregnate all your wives and thus the entire human race becomes Poets and Scuptures and Painters and I rip all the angels and the saints out of the sky and I cover them with dirt, I throw all the planets into orbit I throw the earth around the sun with my curveball I throw all the stars into the sky and then I grab all the stars into my hands and I break them and all the stars fall over the cities, I throw industry and railroads and highways across the planet and I grab the continents and move them, I dig my hands into the earth and create valleys I throw the dirt over the continents and create mountains I take a piss and thus the oceans are created, I am the Poet I become larger and larger until I am taller than all the skyscrapers and all the words in the english language fall before my feet and beg me to use them, my words howl across the skies as my poems topple all the gods as my phrases create earthquakes that swallow you all while I dig six billion graves and wink at you, I throw all the raging saxophones in new york city into your dreary face I throw chaos and storms into your mind and I shoot a little narcotic up your arm every sunday when you go to church to get high, all the walls of every church collapse with my poetry every crying statue of jesus begins laughing in mockery at the lie all you fools have believed for two thousand years while mary’s moaning is echoing across the earth and the only afterlife waiting for mankind is the one filled with dirt and maggots
Copyright © Wolf Larsen 1998
Nobody writes poetry like Wolf Larsen!
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Wolf Larsen reads from his 70,000 word run-on sentence The Exclamation Point!
Wolf Larsen image gallery
or proof that Wolf Larsen is uglier than Jack London! (ha ha!)
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Want more proof that Wolf Larsen is uglier than Jack London?!
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There you go! Wolf Larsen is indisputably uglier than Jack London!
Wolf Larsen books at Amazon.com
Wolf Larson books at Amazon.com
Wolf Larsen and Wolf Larson
Wolf Larsen's name came from Jack London's book The Sea Wolf. Jack London also wrote the famous Call Of The Wild. The correct spelling of Wolf's last name is Larsen with an E, not Larson. Please do not confuse Wolf Larsen with Wolf Larson. Wolf Larson is the Canadian actor who was born Wolfgang Von Wyszecki in West Germany on December 22, 1959 and played starring roles in L.A. Heat and Tarzan. In addition, please do not confuse the writer Wolf Larsen with the singer Wolf Larsen. the singer Wolf Larsen lives in Los Angeles/San Francisco. Her latest album is Quiet at the Kitchen Door.
Contact Wolf Larsen
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To contact Wolf Larsen: WolfLarsenWriter @ yahoo.com
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