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Drop All Charges! Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is a young man with an unusual name who was recently arrested in Madison, Wisconsin on charges of marijuana possession and weapons possession. Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested once before on similar charges, according to the news media. |
Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop |
Having read the news media reports about this Wisconsin man with an unusual name it does not appear that this man has any history of violent crimes or hurting anyone in any way. If Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was not hurting anyone at the time he was arrested what is he doing in jail? Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop should be freed at once! The war on drugs is an assault on civil liberties. No one should go to jail for possessing or using drugs! Finally, people should be allowed to carry weapons for the purposes of self-defense. Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop! Drop all charges!
The creativity of Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's name has inspired me to write some very unusual poetry!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
a poem by Wolf Larsen
Woooooooooow! Heeeeeeeeey!
Oh my schnocks! Schneeepadeeee, whooopaaaaaaaaa!!
Wow zip! Wow zip!
Who can the who? Who? Fliiiiiinngggg! Flaaaa!
Schnoooooooooooopa! Pa-pa! Really wow!!
Dooling and ka-nipppitttyyyy!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Who can the gong the whip the flyyyyyyyyy?
Zoooooooooooooooolaking!
Zoooooooooooooooolaking!
Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen. Permission is given to anyone wishing to do so to publish, read in public, and/or distribute the proceeding poem as long as no alterations are made to the poem, and credit is given to the author.
Watch me perform this poem Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop on my YouTube channel WolfLarsenNaked:
A Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Manifesto
by Wolf Larsen
1) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Zippity-Boppity-Hoppity-Sing!
2) Tomorrow is the zip-zap-zing that we should all bop about!!
3) The time has come to hoppity-hop and Bopity-bop and Doo-doo everywhere!
4) Doo-doo is the spiritual and spherical equivalent of Schmipadee-do--dism! Long live Schmipadee-do--dism! Long live Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism! Long live individualism! Let every living human being on this planet become his or her own great unique ism! Live your life like a great unique ism that belongs to you and no one else because you're ism is yours, and no one else's! Individualism now! Individualism forever! Creativity now! Creativity forever!
5) Dong-ding-who!op is exactly the yippeeeeee we’re talking about! We're talking about the "sum of the hysteria of all the chaos in the universe, or something." These are the great poetic words of the de-facto founder of this great artistic movement Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
The new Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism
An interview with myself, Wolf Larsen
Question: Bleepity-schleepity sclroloonnggong fin?
Wolf Larsen answers: Ooooopa Kaaaafrruuump! Icky – icky do-do dow jones mein! SChnip!
Question: Pwaaaooonnk! Scna lu lu lu lu lu la?
Wolf Larsen answers: Dwooooopp! Zwaaaaacka Zwaaaaaaaacka ka-luuuummmmph! Trrriiiinnnngg!
Question: Well, how do you ka-pluuuumphf-tennis shoes -space rocket that?
Wolf Larsen answers: Ka-chiiiiiinnnng! Plamp! Plump! Plimp! Gooooonnnnng!
Question: I see, but if you ratty-chatty-matty, then how can you dance the Martian tree from the underwear ledge at the vibrant personalities zoo, know what I mean?
Wolf Larsen answers: Faaaarrrrt!
Question: Faaaarrrrrt?
Wolf Larsen answers: Always fart! Yes fart! Fart is the answer! Vote for fart! Fight for fart! Love fart! Art for fart!
Question: And what about your right-hand?
Wolf Larsen answers the question by painting everything blue and orange and green.
Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's name has inspired me to write several poems, here are some more:
A Somewhere That Doesn't Exist Yet
a poem by Wolf Larsen
It's yellow!
But where's the high-Flippin-gazooks?
Here comes the oh no, oh flop, oh boom-boom!
Hairpin? Hairpin?
But this is what you do with candycane airplanes,
You add peanut butter & jelly to all the 1960s hairstyles,
But wow - kaplunk - zooooooooooooooooooonk!
And gr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r is very pretty with a fluorescent rainbow of do-bop do-bop!
Can you fly tornadoes like hey hey hey corkscrews in manic pussy sauce??
Or do-do to the space age ga-jing ga-jang on some ping-ponging tomorrow zop?
You steady?
So?Me Mo!Re Tomor?rows with Yo!ur Goo?
a poem by Wolf Larsen
Do you rope the sky?
Do yOu holler like a hjop-figyy-romp?
Well, I have a roaaaar-uuueeee-ueeee for you!!!
Just land on the neXt verb and you'll discover so much tit-tat tit-tat,
Or will you discover frooooowwwwnnnggggjjjeeee with mE?
Either waY it's tomorrow all the time!
Bunny Bunny to the Hop Hop!
a poem by Wolf Larsen
Ka-tung Ka-flip Ka-zow!
Schnip Ka-zootz za-whooooops!!
And just yesterday you jUkopPliiiinnG, yes?
Zoooooooooooorrroooowwwwwww???
Just gYtreeeedY tu zuuuuuuuNg!,?:
So sooooooooooong –
sooooOOOOOOooong?
Why beep to the bop of the hop,
Why klop to the zock of the glockety-zock-hop,
Let’s click to the hip of the pop-pop-pop!
(Do you live like ?:/,./?! whhhaaaaaazzzzzzoooooo?
Nope!
Ding!
Dong Dong Dong!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
She was as reversed as a gh-jik-lomp!
Flew like a used tire on a flying somewhere!
But she had no
Deeeroooonnng Klipeeteee Ding Ding Ding Ding!
And that’s why
Beeeeerooooooong dooopeetee Dong Dong Dong!
And now it’s
whooooppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
All the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
?21st Century oPetry – Yoetrp – Tyroep AnEbodi?
a poem by Wolf Larsen
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggg!
Dop!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnng!
Bop!
Woooooooooooonnnnggg!
Schloop!
Do-bop- roouuu waaa zoo ba duddle dee yureeeekaaaaaaaaaa!
Really?
Well, za doodle dee wing za flop!!
ka – zoow roouuw ka-pling da da da riiiinnnngggggg!
Fluuupity!
Exactly!
How?
All above poems, manifestos, and other works copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen. Permission is given to anyone wishing to do so to publish, read in public, and/or distribute the proceeding material as long as no alterations are made to the above poems and/or other works, and credit is given to the author.
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