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The begining chapter of Ten Thousand Penises in Your Ear, the wild contemporary novel by Wolf Larsen.
God and censored and Jehova were driNking whiskey together and taLking
about ----censored-----. jesus ChriSt was there bleEding all over you and cuRsing
Suddenly your bRain became 100 times bigGer and the english langUage
went out for a waLk. Assault! That's wheN god said -
"I'm going to marRy a rock at the botteM of the ocean!"
- the -------------censored--------------------------. I couLdn't find a censored at
that moment so I turnEd the floOr into a skY of words. Your brain grew a
thousand times biGger and your bRain is a forest of clamoR, your brain is a
desert of floodS, your brain is a maZe of reStlesSnesS.
Some of the whitE peOple were eAting the deliRious waLls. Some of the bLack
peoPle were tRying to stAb-the-sUn stAb-the-sUn. It was like wAtching barbeD
wiRe groWing inside the bOdies of liTtle children. ThE nUclEar bOmbs arE
thrashing! THRASHING! impatient! THRASHING! IMPATIENT! thrashing-impatient!
So the english language threW buildings in the ocean and still the
people scrEamed moons. eRoTic elecTric chairS!
There were ten volcanic sUns in the skY. flames! flames! flames! For a
pLoT we created a bathroom. yoU are decOmpOsinG! All the human race began
wAtching the bathroom for thousands of years. flAmEs! So I became a
Longshoreman. The nUclEar boMbs were very nIce to mE.
"I am a bottle of Whiskey," said censored. So censored began waLking
thrOugh CentrAl pArk dragGing the baThRoom with hiM and evEryoNe - lOoked -
uP -And-becAme- fa-l-l-iNg wOrds. All thE walls aRe kniveS? "so whaT iS a
skyscraper?"askEd your belly button. The skYscRaPers and sUbways suDdenly
explOde into miLLions and millIOns of geNitals of moleculeS. So Beethoven and
Wolf Larsen were walking hand in hand through central park and talking
impulsiveness to all the ants. tRains! meteoRs! An army of teN-thoUsanD
traNvestites carrying uNopened Whiskey bottles were walkinG silently
Copyright © 2004 by Wolf Larsen
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